Geography and Astrology
Whenever I try to tell anyone what my job title is, nobody understands! I got so frustrated when I went to a geology conference and everybody kept asking me what my sign was! That’s not what I do! I’m pretty sure I’m a Virgo, but I have no idea what that means! The same thing happens when I meet astronomers. They keep assuming that I know stuff like the capital of Nebraska. I am not an astrologer and not a geographer, I’m an astronomer who is also a geologist.
Sometimes people just slip up even when they do know the difference. I had a pretty funny conversation with my grandparents when I tried to explain my job. Here’s pretty much how it went:
Grandpa: “I heard you’re an astronaut now, Petra. That sounds exciting.”
Me: “No, Grandpa. I’m not an astronaut at all, I’m an exogeologist.”
Grandma: “You’re an ex-geologist? I thought you just started this job, whatever it is. What are you doing now?”
Me: “Ex-o. Ex-o-geology is the geology of other planets.”
Grandpa: “Oh, geography!”
Grandma: “Have you made many maps dear?”
Me: “No, not geography. And mapmaking is called cartography.”
Grandpa: “Cartography? I’ve always wanted to draw cartoons. Can you draw Pluto?”
Me: “Grandpa, I’m not a cartoon artist. How’d we even get on that subject? I study things like volcanoes and craters. Geology. And I haven’t tried to draw Pluto. But there’s this spacecraft that’s headed to…oh, that Pluto.”
Grandma: “Oh, geometry, with the shapes!”
Me: “That’s mathematics, Grandma. I’m an exogeologist. That’s a combination of geology and astronomy. I look at space rocks.”
Grandma: “Like the astronauts got from the moon?”
Me: “Yes! Exactly!”
Grandpa: “That sounds fun.”
Me: “Yes, it ROCKS!”
Grandma: “So when will you be going to the moon?”
I hope this helps you to tell the differences between exogeology and completely different jobs. My grandparents finally understood after that long conversation, and I can usually get people to at least say it right. People who just haven’t heard of exogeology, or even geology or astronomy, are just part of the job. I can’t blame them really, although it is annoying. For now, I’m Petra Stone signing off. Exogeology ROCKS!